Math

Been a while but I couldn't avoid writing this down. So Harry learned what a knuckle was today. Later, in the bath, he said, "Daddy, I have eight nipples!" Naturally, I asked him to explain and he proceeded to count four knuckles on one hand, then four on the other. He said, four plus four is eight. Eight nipples. 800 Math, 550 English.

All I can say about Ike is "DIEGO DIAPER!" If you know him, you know that phrase.