No one Loses

Harry was racing Ike to the top of the hill today and stopped, took some dramatic breaths and said, "Daddy, I'm out of power." Despite this, he beat Ike to the top and yelled "I win!" Ike wasn't far behind and also yelled, "I win!" I like that Ike doesn't actually know what that means. 'Cause when he finds out, it's gonna get ugly around here. I also asked Harry if he knows what a tie is. He said he does, but didn't provide an answer. So I asked/said, "Is a tie when no one wins?" He corrected me and said "No, it's when no one loses." God, I'm such a bummer.

Also, Ike now asks "Where it is?" Instead of Where is it. But I think it's because he's training to be a pimp.